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Ïðèøåë âîðîáåé â ïóáëè÷íûé äîì ñ 10 ðóáëÿìè, õîòåë ñíÿòü âîðîáüèõó. Âîðîáüèõ íå îêàçàëîñü, à çà 10 ðóáëåé òîëüêî ïèòîíû. Äåëàòü áûëî íå÷åãî, è îí ñîãëàñèëñÿ. Ïèòîí ðåøèâ ÷òî ýòî äîáû÷à, ïðîãëîòèë âîðîáüÿ. Íî àäìèíèñòðàòîðû ñêàçàëè ÷òî ýòî êëèåíò, çìåÿ âûïëþíóëà åãî. Âîðîáåé âûëåçàÿ ñ äîñòîèíñòâîì ãîâîðèò ïèòîíó:
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